gadget-holic

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A person who needs a gadget to breathe or they'll start screaming like a baby at a fireworks show.
I can't even eat breakfast without my phone. It's like I'm missing a limb.
If my smartwatch dies, I think I'll cry. I swear.
My friend texted me during a heart attack. I didn't even notice.
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Someone who treats their gadgets like they're their soul mate and would die if they lost one.
My tablet is my boyfriend. I text it every day.
I got my iPad wet. I felt like I lost my first love.
I won't go to sleep unless my phone is right next to me.
3
A person who would rather die than let go of their phone, even if it's on fire.
My phone is on fire and I'm still scrolling. I'm not even sorry.
I let my phone fall in a toilet and didn't even flinch.
I got hit by a car, but I still held on to my phone.
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A person who would rather get a root canal than live without their gadgets for one day.
I had to do homework without my laptop. I nearly cried.
I missed my favorite show because my smart TV was broken. I'm still mad.
I had to talk to my mom without my phone. That was worse than a root canal.
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A person who is so addicted to gadgets, they would sell their firstborn for a new phone.
I sold my pet goldfish for a new phone. I still feel guilty.
I would trade my best friend for a new smartwatch. No joke.
I gave up my college savings for a new tablet. I'm a fool.
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