Gadget-ho

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A person who sleeps with their partner just to get free tech stuff. The best ones even pick a lover based on how many gadgets they can rip off the guy.
'I'm dating him for the PlayStation 5. I'll leave him when the new iPhone comes out.'
'She's been trading blowjobs for smartwatches since 2019.'
'He promised her a VR headset if she kept his secret. Now she's stuck with his dumbass.'
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A girl who gives head for gadgets. The real pros get their boyfriends to buy them a whole damn laptop just to keep the relationship going.
'He bought me a laptop. I bought him a Netflix subscription. We're both winning.'
'She got a new phone just for giving him a foot massage.'
'He's been texting me every day for a new smartwatch. I'm not even mad.'
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Someone who uses their body to get cool tech. The best ones even use their boyfriends like a vending machine.
'I hit him with a text: 'I want a new phone or I'm leaving.' He sent me a Samsung in 10 minutes.'
'She used her guy like a cash machine. He bought her a phone, a tablet, and a smartwatch.'
'He's been buying her gadgets like she's a damn gift card.'
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