Gadget-Gollum

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A human who acts like a feral animal when a new gadget drops. They'll scream, cry, and probably pee on your shoes if you don't let them buy it.
I saw a new phone come out and I literally threw my old one out the window.
I woke up at 3 a. m. to check if the latest smartwatch was on sale.
My friend got a new VR headset and now he thinks he's a wizard.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A person who talks about tech like it's their religion. They know every little detail and will argue with you about it until you're begging for mercy.
He started a fight in the store over which phone had the best camera.
She knows when the next tablet drops before her own mom does.
He texted me at 2 a. m. to tell me about a new laptop.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A human who can't stand not knowing about the latest tech. They’ll wait in line, curse your name, and probably eat a whole pizza if you don’t let them know.
He stood in line for three hours just to buy a new phone.
She yelled at me because I didn’t tell her about the new earbuds.
He ate a whole pizza because he was too excited about the new smartwatch.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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