gadger

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A guy who thinks he's the center of the universe, even when he's clearly not. Like he’s been told he’s cool by a toddler.

My dad is a gadger. He thinks he’s the main character of everyone’s life.

The guy at the gym is a gadger. He flexes like he’s in a movie.

My neighbor is a gadger. He talks to his plants and expects them to reply.

When you nag people until they’re forced to show up, even if they’re still mad about it.

My mom gadged me into going to my cousin’s wedding. I still hate it.

He gadged his friends into coming to his dumb party. They all left early.

She gadged me into joining her book club. I now hate books.

A person who spouts nonsense like it’s gold, even when it’s clearly just trash.

My teacher is a gadger. He says things like 'the moon is made of cheese and confusion.'

My friend is a gadger. He told me aliens built the pyramids and that they have a TikTok.

My uncle is a gadger. He thinks he’s a wizard and that I’m his apprentice.