Gadgeotage

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When people talk about gadgets like they're the only thing that matters and everyone else is a fool.

My cousin talks about his new smartwatch like it's the cure for cancer. I swear he'll drop dead if it stops working.

She spends more time talking about her phone than actually using it. It's like she's married to it.

He said his new robot vacuum is the best thing since sliced bread. I'm still waiting for it to slice me.

The madness that happens when people get too excited about gadgets and forget how to live.

I had to leave the store because my friend was screaming about his new e-reader like it was a love letter from God.

My mom bought a smart fridge and now she argues with it every morning.

He got a new drone and now he thinks he's a superhero. I’m not sure he’s ever going to come down.

When people go absolutely bonkers over gadgets and act like they're saving the world.

She bought a smartwatch and now she thinks she’s Tony Stark. I don’t even know what that means.

My brother got a new robot and now he thinks he's the future. I'm stuck in the past with a flip phone.

He bought a smart mirror and now he thinks he’s a magician. I’ve seen him do more magic with a toaster.

When people talk about gadgets like they're the only thing that's real and everything else is garbage.

He got a smart fridge and now he thinks he's the king of the kitchen. I’m still eating cereal out of a bowl.

My sister talks about her smartwatch like it's the best thing ever. I’m still using a watch that doesn’t scream at me.

He bought a smart mirror and now he thinks he’s a wizard. I’m still using a mirror that doesn’t talk back.

When people act like they're the only ones who know about gadgets and everyone else is clueless.

He thinks he’s the only one who knows about gadgets. I’m still trying to figure out how to turn on my phone.

She talks about her smartwatch like it's the only thing that matters. I’m still using a watch that doesn’t talk to me.

He bought a smart fridge and now he thinks he's the only one who can cook. I’m still burning my toast.

When people get so excited about gadgets that they forget how to breathe and just talk about them nonstop.

My friend talks about his new smartwatch like it's the only thing in the world. I'm still trying to breathe.

She bought a smart fridge and now she's talking about it like it's a love story. I'm still eating out of a bowl.

He got a new robot and now he's talking about it like it's the best thing since bread. I'm still using a toaster.