gadgemetronical fiend

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A person who can't live without gadgets and will curse the day they ever saw a phone without a screen.

I bought a smartwatch just to check my heart rate when I'm already dying of caffeine.

My toaster has more personality than my ex.

I named my printer 'Bob' and now it won't stop making toast.

A human who treats every new gadget like it’s the last one on Earth and will fight you over it.

I fought my brother over a Bluetooth speaker. It was worth it.

I bought a smart fridge just so it could judge my snacks.

I tried to talk to my smart lamp. It just blinked at me.

A person who will beg, borrow, or steal any gadget just to touch it one more time.

I stole my mom's e-reader just to read a single sentence.

I borrowed my dad’s headphones just to hear my own thoughts.

I asked my neighbor for a phone charger and now I can’t stop talking to his dog.

A human who thinks every gadget is a god and will pray to it when it breaks.

I prayed to my printer when it jammed. It didn’t help.

I sacrificed my last snack to my smart fridge. It still judged me.

I cried to my smartwatch when it stopped counting my steps. It didn’t care.

A person who gets more excited about a new gadget than they do about their own birthday.

I got more excited about my new smart lamp than my birthday cake.

I screamed when my phone got an update. My dog ran away.

I spent more money on a smart mirror than I did on my first car.