gadgefobia

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When you see a new gadget and it makes you want to scream because you have no idea what it does or how to use it.

My cousin bought a smartwatch and now he’s confused why it’s telling him he’s dead.

I saw a robot vacuum and I thought it was a prank.

My mom bought a phone that can take pictures and now she’s arguing with it.

The horror of buying something shiny that you think is cool, but then it turns out it’s just more trouble.

I bought a smart fridge and now it tells me my milk is sad.

My brother got a tablet and now he’s watching cartoons all day.

My dad got a smart TV and now it’s arguing with him about the news.

When you spend money on a gadget and then it makes your brain hurt because it’s too complicated.

I bought a smartwatch and now it’s giving me a headache.

My sister got a robot vacuum and now it’s chasing her around the house.

My uncle bought a phone and now he’s arguing with it about the weather.

When you think you’re getting a cool new toy, but it ends up being more trouble than it’s worth.

I got a smart fridge and now it’s telling me my cheese is expired.

My little brother got a tablet and now he’s watching videos instead of doing homework.

My mom got a smart TV and now it’s fighting with her about the news.

The agony of buying a gadget and then realizing it’s just another thing to break.

I got a smartwatch and now it’s broken and I’m mad.

My brother got a robot vacuum and now it’s stuck in the hallway.

My dad got a phone and now it’s broken and he’s crying.

When you buy a new gadget and it ends up making you feel stupid because you don’t get it.

I got a smart fridge and now I feel dumb because it’s talking to me.

My sister got a tablet and now she’s asking me how to use it.

My uncle got a phone and now he’s asking me how to take a picture.