gadfly

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A nagging, annoying person who won't shut up and won't let you forget how bad you are.

'You failed again! I knew it!', said every time you do something wrong.

'You’re the worst!', said by someone who’s never been wrong.

'You’re not even good at this!', said by someone who’s not even trying.

A person who bugs you for no reason and takes advantage of you like a greedy pig.

'You owe me!', said by someone who just asked for a free burger.

'I’m rich now, thanks to you!', said by someone who just stole your lunch money.

'You’re my bloodsucker!', said by someone who’s been eating your snacks for years.

A pain in the butt who won’t leave you alone and thinks the whole world is against them.

'Why is everyone against me?', said by someone who just made a typo.

'You’re all out to get me!', said by someone who just failed a test.

'I’m being harassed by the whole internet!', said by someone who just got one comment.

A weak, desperate person who thinks the internet is their kingdom and gets mad when people don’t listen to them.

'Why won’t you listen to me? I’m the king of the internet!', said by someone who just posted a rant.

'You’re all stupid!', said by someone who just got one like.

'I will ruin this forum!', said by someone who just got banned.

A snarky, smug person who reminds you every day how much worse you are than a robot.

'You’re slower than AI!', said by someone who just took 10 minutes to reply.

'AI could do this in seconds!', said by someone who just messed up a simple task.

'You’re not even worth my time!', said by someone who just gave you a hard time for no reason.