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A stupid Spaniard who codes in Java and builds boats while living in Scotland like it's a punishment.

I saw Gade on the internet and I swear he's a cursed Spaniard.

Gade makes boats and codes and lives in Scotland. Why? Because he's a lunatic.

That Spaniard Gade is building a boat out of Java code. I don't even know what that means.

You find a monogrammed Nike golf bag with Gade on it and lie to your friends by saying it's short for gator-aide because you're too dumb to know it's just Gade.

Found a bag with Gade on it and said it was gator-aide. My friends are idiots.

Gade is just a name. I said it was gator-aide because I'm too dumb.

That bag has Gade on it, but I said it was gator-aide because I'm a brainless idiot.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A rich corporate tiger who gets a fade haircut and gets promoted to god because he’s too rich and too dumb to do anything else.

That corporate tiger got a fade and became a god. I don’t know why.

Gade is a rich tiger who got promoted because he got a fade. Why? Because he’s rich.

Gade’s salary is 11 figures and he got a fade. He’s a god now.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

You say 'gades' after 'Deez Nuts' when you’re too dumb to think of anything else to say and your jokes are so bad they’re not even funny.

Deez Nuts. Gades. That’s the best joke I’ve ever heard.

Deez Nuts. Gades. I don’t know why I said that.

Deez Nuts. Gades. That’s what I said when I had no brain.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

You get killed in a game by a nade when the person who threw it is five feet away and didn’t even get hurt. That’s not fair.

That nade killed me, and he was five feet away. That’s not fair.

I got killed by a nade and he didn’t even get hurt. What’s wrong with this game?

That nade threw me, and he was five feet away and didn’t even get a scratch.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

If your name is Noah Gade, I don’t even know why you’re alive. You’re a stupid bitchboy and that’s the only explanation.

Noah Gade is a stupid bitchboy and that’s the only thing I know.

Noah Gade is a bitchboy. I swear that’s the only thing he does.

Noah Gade is a stupid bitchboy and I can’t even stand him.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A company that builds outdoor stuff and makes your yard look like a garbage dump but charges you a lot of money for it.

That company in Sandwich, MA makes your yard look like a garbage dump and charges you a lot.

Gade Company builds outdoor stuff and makes your yard look like a dump. Why?

That stonework company is the worst. Your yard looks like a dump and you paid a lot for it.

by Slangipedia 3d ago