Gadee

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The thing you yell after 'Deez Nuts' because you're too dumb to come up with a real joke. You say it when you're stuck and your brain is full of garbage.
'Deez Nuts!' 'Gadee!' I literally just stared at him for five minutes.
'Deez Nuts!' 'Gadee!' He said that even though he had no idea what 'Gadee' meant.
'Deez Nuts!' 'Gadee!' I had to leave the room because he was that bad.
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When you see a golf bag with 'Gade' on it and you lie to your friends saying it's 'Gator-Aide' because you're too lazy to admit you got scammed.
'This is a Nike golf bag!' 'No, it says Gade!' 'It's Gator-Aide!' I said that like it was a religion.
'I found this on eBay!' 'It says Gade!' 'It's Gator-Aide!' I didn't even know what Gator-Aide was.
'That bag is fake!' 'It says Gade!' 'It's Gator-Aide!' I was mad because I believed him.
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A rich guy who gets a fade haircut and becomes a legend. He skips meetings to go to fancy parties and needs an iPhone or he gets kicked out of the elite club.
'He got a fade!' 'He's a corporate tiger!' I didn't even know what that meant.
'He skipped the Accounting Olympiad!' 'He went to a seminar!' He had a new iPhone.
'He had to leave the club!' 'He didn't have an iPhone!' He was embarrassed.
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A guy who builds boats, writes code, and speaks Spanish, but lives in Scotland like it's a punishment.
'He builds boats!' 'He codes in Java!' 'He speaks Spanish!' But he lives in Scotland.
'He's a Spaniard!' 'He lives in Scotland!' I thought he was a ghost.
'He builds boats and codes!' 'He lives in Scotland!' It's like a curse.
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When you get killed in a video game by someone who's right next to you and doesn't even get hurt. It's the worst kind of unfairness.
'He threw a nade!' 'He was right next to me!' I got killed and he didn't even scratch.
'He threw a nade!' 'He was five feet away!' I was mad because he didn't even get hurt.
'He threw a nade!' 'He was five feet away!' I got killed and he looked cool.
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If your name is Noah Gade, you're not just a loser, you're a full-time bitchboy.
'Noah Gade!' 'What's that?' 'He's a bitchboy!' I said it like I knew him.
'Noah Gade!' 'He's a bitchboy!' I didn't even know what that meant.
'Noah Gade!' 'He's a full-time bitchboy!' I thought it was a title.
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A hot guy who's super smart, has a good heart, and is loyal to the point of being annoying.
'He's handsome!' 'He's smart!' 'He's loyal!' I think he's perfect.
'He has a clean heart!' 'He's loyal!' I don't know what that means.
'He's smart and handsome!' 'He's loyal!' I want to be him.
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