Gaddle

My cousin is a gaddle. He cried when I told him I was dating his sister.

At the gym, the guy lifting weights was a gaddle. He waved at me like I was his long-lost love.

My teacher called me a gaddle because I texted my crush during math.

My friend is a gaddle. He wears glitter to school every day.

The guy in line at the store was a gaddle. He smiled at me like I was his soulmate.

My mom said I was a gaddle because I texted my crush 20 times in one day.

My brother is a gaddle. He got kicked out of the gay club for wearing a dress to the meeting.

The guy at the coffee shop was a gaddle. He asked me if I wanted to be his forever friend.

My dog is a gaddle. He barks at the mailman like he's my crush.

My neighbor is a gaddle. He has a PhD in being gay and still texts his crush every day.

The guy at the bus stop was a gaddle. He waved at me like I was his future wife.

My little brother is a gaddle. He said he’s going to be a gay professor when he grows up.

My crush is a gaddle. He took a selfie with the sun and sent it to me.

The guy in the park was a gaddle. He waved at me like I was his new best friend.

My uncle is a gaddle. He took a selfie with the sun and posted it on Facebook.

My friend is a gaddle. He made a rainbow jealous by wearing seven different colors in one day.

The guy at the movie theater was a gaddle. He whispered my name during the movie like I was his love interest.

My dog is a gaddle. He barked at the rainbow like it was his crush.