Gaddis

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A group of Scandinavians who moved to Scotland and ended up ruling it. They’re so hot and tough, they could beat up a dragon and still look good on a dating app.

My cousin’s a Gaddis. He fought three guys at a bar and still had time to text his ex.

My grandma says her ancestors were Gaddis. That’s why she doesn’t take any crap from anyone.

The teacher said the Gaddis clan was so smart, they invented math just to make everyone else feel dumb.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A fancy name that came from some old Scandinavian words. It's basically a really complicated way of saying 'guy who looks like a model and can beat you up.'

My friend got a Gaddis tattoo. Now he thinks he’s a Viking, even though he can’t lift a beer.

The guy in the library wears a Gaddis name. He reads like a genius and also beats up the librarian.

My mom says my last name is Gaddis. She’s probably lying, but I like it anyway.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A total writing god. This person can write so good, it makes Shakespeare blush and makes everyone else look like they’re reading a grocery list.

My English teacher said I’m the new Gaddis. I wrote a poem about pizza and got an A+

The book club thinks I’m the Gaddis reincarnated. I just wrote a 20-page story about a toilet.

My brother’s a Gaddis. He wrote a whole book and got it published. I just wrote a sentence and got it deleted.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A sale you didn’t work for. It’s like getting free candy, but you had to let someone else eat it first.

My friend got a lap-sale. He just sat there and let everyone else buy stuff.

I got a Gaddis at the store. I didn’t even try, and I still got free stuff.

My mom said I got a lap-sale because I forgot my wallet. That’s how good I am.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you suck two or more dicks at the same time. It’s like a party in your mouth and your face looks like it just got hit by a truck.

My friend did a Gaddis at the bar. He got five guys to give him head and still had time to drink.

My cousin did a Gaddis with three guys. He looked like he was about to pass out.

I tried a Gaddis with two guys. I got a headache and a compliment.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you catch something. Like when you grab a falling pizza or a flying sock. It’s basically being super lucky and looking cool at the same time.

I did a Gaddis and caught a pizza. The guy behind me said I was a superhero.

My friend did a Gaddis and caught a sock. It looked like he had a sock monster on his head.

I did a Gaddis and caught a falling phone. The guy who dropped it just stared at me like I was magic.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you drink with your hat tilted to the left and one eye open. It’s like you’re trying to look tough and also like you’re about to cry.

My uncle does a Gaddis every time he goes to the bar. He looks like he just got dumped.

I did a Gaddis at my friend’s party. I looked like I had a hangover and a headache.

My brother does a Gaddis every time he drinks. It looks like he’s about to fight someone or just fall asleep.

by Slangipedia 13d ago