gaddin it up

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when you act like you're the king of the block but you're just flailing in the dark hoping someone will take your pitiful vibes.

Bro, I hit on that girl for a week and she still thinks I'm a freshman.

I told my mom I had a date, but I just texted my ex.

I asked her to prom and she said 'you're still a 10th grader?'

trying to charm a woman who looks like she was born in a dumpster and smells like regret.

I hit on the girl who eats lunch in the hallway and cries every day.

That girl has more layers than my mom's potato salad.

She looks like she just got out of jail and still smells like the cafeteria.

when a guy acts like he's one of the girls but he still uses his hands to eat pizza.

He tried to wear a dress to school but still ate his pizza with his hands.

He said he was a girl but still used his left hand to eat.

He tried to be a girl but still called his mom 'mom'.

when you're too low to be a man but too high to be a friend.

He's not my friend, he's just my backup plan.

He texts me every day but never asks for anything.

He's like the weird guy who follows you to the store.