Gaddafi's Law

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A rule that says if something feels good, you should do it, even if it’s stupid, messy, or ends up getting you killed.

I drank seven energy drinks and decided to fight my boss in the parking lot.

She texted her ex and then called him and then texted him again.

He stole a pizza from a delivery guy and then tried to flirt with the driver.

A wild way of living where you do whatever you feel like, even if it’s embarrassing, loud, or leaves a mess.

He danced in the grocery store aisle while wearing only socks.

She screamed at the traffic light because it didn’t turn green fast enough.

He threw a cheeseburger at his friend and then tried to eat it.

A rule that says if it feels good, you should do it, no questions asked, no thinking, just go for it.

He took a bite of a whole cake and then tried to run a marathon.

She yelled at the sky because her Wi-Fi was slow.

He took off his pants in the middle of a meeting and started doing jumping jacks.

A way of life that says if something feels good, you do it, even if it’s dumb, loud, or leaves you with a hangover.

He drank three bottles of wine and then tried to sing opera in the subway.

She texted her mom and then called her dad and then texted her brother.

He threw a shoe at a traffic jam and then started doing push-ups.

A rule that says if it feels good, do it, even if it makes no sense, ruins your day, or gets you in trouble.

He took a nap in the middle of a math test and then tried to argue with the teacher.

She yelled at the clouds because her coffee was too hot.

He decided to eat a whole pizza in one bite and then cried.

A law that says if something feels good, you do it, even if you’re drunk, tired, or covered in pizza sauce.

He drank a whole bottle of soda and then tried to dance in the hallway.

She texted her crush and then sent five more texts with typos.

He took off his shirt in the middle of a Zoom call and started doing squats.