Gaddafied

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Getting a foreign object jammed up your butt by someone who doesn't care if you're screaming.
My cousin got gaddafied at a party and still hasn't recovered.
The guy at the gas station got gaddafied by a guy with a wrench.
I saw my dog get gaddafied by a guy wearing a hat and a cape.
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To stab or poke someone's butt with something sharp because you’re a sadistic idiot.
He gaddafied his brother with a fork during dinner.
My friend gaddafied a guy at the gym with a pencil.
The teacher gaddafied the class clown with a ruler.
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Talking like a lunatic on drugs. Making no sense and acting like you’re the king of the universe.
She was gaddafied after eating three bags of chips.
He got gaddafied during a Zoom call and started talking about alien monkeys.
My neighbor gaddafied and tried to convince the mailman he was a wizard.
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A guy who ruled a country for 42 years, took all the money, lived in a tent, and got paranoid because he thought everyone was out to get him.
Gaddafi was like the richest beggar ever.
He ruled Libya like a mad king who thought he was god.
He was so paranoid he thought the sun was a spy.
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To totally ignore everything and go full thug mode to get what you want.
He gaddafied the whole office just to get a raise.
She gaddafied her way through the test and got an A.
The kid gaddafied the lunch line to get the last pizza.
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Acting like a tyrant. Being a total control freak and making everyone’s life miserable.
My dad gaddafied the whole family during Thanksgiving.
The boss gaddafied the office and made everyone work weekends.
The teacher gaddafied us by making us do 100 push-ups.
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Someone who’s completely nuts. Acting like they live in a fantasy world and no one else does.
My dog is gaddafied and thinks the vacuum is a monster.
My brother is gaddafied and thinks he’s a superhero.
My mom is gaddafied and thinks the mailman is a spy.
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