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When you pick the stupidest name for that dumb Libyan leader and make everyone else look like fools.
I picked 'Gaddafi' because it sounds like a made-up nickname for a goat.
My teacher said 'Muammar' was the real name, but I called him 'Gaddafi' and got extra credit.
I spent 10 minutes arguing that 'Gaddafi' was the correct name, even though I didn't know what it meant.