Gadd Sexual

I saw him at the mall and got a boner so fast I almost peed my pants.

My crush is a Gadd Sexual. I asked her if she liked E-Gadd. She said, 'I’d date his ghost.'

He walked into class and I had to leave before I made a scene.

My friend is a Gadd Sexual. He said E-Gadd is better than the guy who gave us the chicken pox.

I told my mom I was a Gadd Sexual. She said, 'You’re not a doctor, you’re a problem.'

He’s got more fans than the president. And they’re all Gadd Sexuals.

I’d do anything for E-Gadd. Even sit through his whole lecture about germs.

She’s a Gadd Sexual. She said she’d date him even if he smelled like a hospital.

He’s got more followers than my crush. And I’m a Gadd Sexual.