gadbage

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A total grade-A loser who thinks they're the king of the hill, but they're just a weak, smelly, brain-dead poser.

Hey bro, I just saw you eating a sandwich at 3 a. m. in the mall parking lot. What's your deal?

You think you're cool because you wear a hat backwards? You're just a sad, middle-aged man with no life.

You tried to impress me by saying you play the guitar. You don't even know how to tune it.

That weird Indian dude who stares at you like he's trying to figure out your soul and then says something weird that makes you want to die.

He asked me if I was married. I said no. He said, 'You're missing out.' I'm still trying to figure out why.

He told me he saw my future and it involves a lot of tacos and regret.

He said I had 'the eyes of a prince.' I'm not a prince. I have a $5 haircut and a job at a gas station.