GADB

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A person who is as annoyed as a raccoon with a toothache and smells like old socks and regret.
My cousin is a GADB. He yelled at the mailman for giving him the wrong pizza.
My teacher called me a GADB because I fell asleep during her lecture.
My dog’s owner is a GADB. He screamed at the dog for eating my homework.
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A guy who acts like he’s got a bad attitude and a worse personality, just because the coffee was cold.
My boss is a GADB. He yelled at the printer for not working.
My friend is a GADB. He cursed at the traffic for being slow.
My neighbor is a GADB. He screamed at the mail for being late.
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A person who is so grumpy they could make a grumpy cat cry and smells like a wet sock.
My uncle is a GADB. He yelled at the TV for showing ads.
My mom is a GADB. She cursed at the dog for barking at the mailman.
My brother is a GADB. He screamed at the internet for being slow.
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A human who is so angry they could punch a wall and still have energy left to yell at the wall.
My dad is a GADB. He yelled at the phone for not ringing.
My friend’s dad is a GADB. He screamed at the coffee for being hot.
My teacher’s husband is a GADB. He cursed at the traffic for being stuck.
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A person who is so bad-tempered they could make a bad day worse and still have time to complain about it.
My neighbor’s brother is a GADB. He yelled at the dog for eating his shoes.
My friend is a GADB. He cursed at the sky for being cloudy.
My cousin’s mom is a GADB. She screamed at the toaster for not working.
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A guy who is so grumpy he could make a grumpy bear jealous and still have time to throw a tantrum.
My friend’s dad is a GADB. He yelled at the mailman for being late.
My neighbor is a GADB. He cursed at the internet for being slow.
My uncle’s brother is a GADB. He screamed at the coffee for being cold.
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