Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you whisper to Jon like he's your long-suffering mate, asking him to do you a solid and eat your face.

'Oi Jon, just give me a quick one, arsehole.'

'Can you do me a favour and eat my face? I'm too lazy to move.'

'Mate, just do me a quick one before the game starts.'

2

When you mutter to Jon like he's your last hope and you're too drunk to speak properly.

'Jon, just give me a quick one, I'm wasted.'

'Mate, do me a quick one before I fall over.'

'I'm too drunk to ask properly, just do me a quick one.'

3

When you groan at Jon like he's your long-suffering brother and you're too tired to move.

'Jon, just give me a quick one, I'm dead tired.'

'Do me a quick one before I pass out.'

'Mate, I'm too tired to speak, just do me a quick one.'

4

When you mumble to Jon like he's your only chance and you're too lazy to be polite.

'Jon, just give me a quick one, I'm too lazy to be proper.'

'Mate, do me a quick one before I die of laziness.'

'I'm too lazy to ask nicely, just do me a quick one.'

5

When you wheeze at Jon like he's your last hope and you're too bloated to speak.

'Jon, just give me a quick one, I'm too full to talk.'

'Mate, do me a quick one before I explode.'

'I'm too bloated to ask, just do me a quick one.'

6

When you hiss at Jon like he's your only friend and you're too drunk to be decent.

'Jon, just give me a quick one, I'm too drunk to be proper.'

'Mate, do me a quick one before I fall off the couch.'

'I'm too drunk to ask nicely, just do me a quick one.'