Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The parts of a guy that make you wish you had never been born

My cousin’s dad showed me his and I cried

He said it was 'for the best' and I still don’t know why

I saw it in the shower and ran out screaming

2

The area on a guy that you never want to touch, ever

My brother tried to show me and I got a wedgie

He said I’d ‘get used to it’ and I still hate him

I saw it in a mirror and I almost fainted

3

The thing that makes you question why you ever looked down there

My friend’s dad showed it to us and I lost my lunch

I had to look at it for homework and I cried

My mom told me to look at it and I ran away

4

The thing that lives under a guy’s pants and never shuts up

My uncle told me it was ‘always talking’ and I believed him

I heard it ‘talking’ in the car and I almost yelled

It was making noise and I ran out of the room

5

The thing that makes you wonder why you ever wore pants

I saw it in the gym and I almost fainted

He showed it to me and I got a stomachache

I had to look at it in class and I almost cried

6

The part of a guy that you never want to be friends with

My brother’s friend showed me and I almost screamed

He told me it was ‘friendly’ and I still don’t believe him

I saw it in the hallway and I ran away