Gadahed

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When you promise to show up and then vanish like a fart in a hurricane.

I said I'd meet you at the mall. Then I ghosted you. You're welcome.

He said he'd come to the party. Then he never showed. Classic.

She said she'd help me move. Then she left me with the couch. Literally.

To back out of something like you’re being chased by a angry raccoon.

I had to leave the game because my mom said I had to do the dishes. Like I was being chased by a raccoon.

He said he was coming to the concert. Then he got a text from his ex. He ran.

She agreed to go to the picnic. Then she got a call from her dog. She left me there.

To say you're in and then disappear like you're hiding from the devil.

She said she'd come to the meeting. Then she vanished. Like the devil was behind her.

He agreed to help me clean my room. Then he left me with a mountain of socks. Classic.

I said I'd come to the party. Then I got a text from my mom. I left.

To promise you something and then leave you hanging like a bad pizza.

He said he'd bring the pizza. Then he left me with a cold soda. Like a bad pizza.

She said she'd come to the game. Then she never showed. Like a bad pizza.

I said I'd help him move. Then I left him with the couch. Like a bad pizza.

To say you're coming and then run like your pants are on fire.

He said he was coming to the game. Then he ran like his pants were on fire.

She agreed to help me clean. Then she left me with a mess. Like her pants were on fire.

I said I'd come to the party. Then I ran like I was being chased by a fire truck.