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#annoying#sassy#old

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I got married so long ago I forgot my own name, where did you pop out from, where did you vanish to, and why are you still talking to me like I'm your best friend?
My ex said that when I showed up at her mom's funeral.
He texted me that during a group chat argument about pizza toppings.
She yelled it at me when I tried to steal her snack at the movie theater.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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I been married so long I think I married my dog, where did you come from, where did you go, and why are you still breathing?
He said that when I showed up uninvited at his house.
She posted that on Instagram after I commented on her post.
He sent me that in a DM when I asked for a loan.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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I been married so long I don't even know what day it is, where did you come from, where did you go, and why are you still here?
She said that when I showed up at her birthday party.
He texted that when I asked him for help with his taxes.
She posted that on Twitter after I asked for her opinion on my haircut.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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I got married so long ago I think I married my grandma, where did you come from, where did you go, and why are you still talking to me?
He said that when I showed up at his work meeting.
She posted that on Facebook after I commented on her post.
He sent me that in a DM when I asked for a ride.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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I been married so long I think I married my neighbor, where did you come from, where did you go, and why are you still here breathing?
He said that when I showed up at his house for dinner.
She texted that when I asked her for advice.
He posted that on Instagram after I commented on his post.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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I been married so long I think I married my cat, where did you come from, where did you go, and why are you still talking to me like I'm your best friend?
She said that when I showed up at her house uninvited.
He sent that in a DM when I asked him for a favor.
She posted that on Twitter after I asked for her opinion.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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