gadaffi

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Gadaffi is like a savage from the jungle who beats people by yanking their legs up to their head and then slaps their butt with the force of a thousand angry monkeys.
My cousin got a face full of Gadaffi's wrath and now he smells like a burnt pizza.
Gadaffi beat my dog so hard it started crying in slow motion.
I saw Gadaffi beat a guy with a spoon and it was glorious.
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Gadaffi is a rich, honest guy who thinks he's a god and has a gift from God for being so pretty and rich. He also has a soft side, sometimes.
Gadaffi bought me a car just because I smiled at him.
He told my mom he loved her and gave her a diamond necklace.
He cried when his cat died, but then bought it a new mansion.
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Gadaffi is a smooth guy who loves fancy stuff and is the kind of person who would buy you a pizza just to say hi.
Gadaffi gave me a gold watch and said I was his best friend.
He bought my sister a whole store just because she winked at him.
He paid for my lunch and then asked me to pay for his coffee.
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