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A guy who's secretly a fag but has a girlfriend to hide it. He yaps about her like she's the only good thing in his life.
'She's the best. The only one who puts up with my crap.', said the guy who stares at guys in the gym like they're his new best friend.
'I dated her because I was tired of being called a fag at work.', but he still texts his ex every day.
'He's got a girlfriend, but he's still a fag. Everyone knows it.', said the guy who got fired for staring at a guy in the elevator for 10 minutes.
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A fag who dates a girl just to shut people up. He talks about her like she's the only thing keeping him from getting called a fag.
'She's perfect. I only dated her so people would stop calling me a fag.', said the guy who still texts his ex at 2 a. m.
'He talks about her like she's his hero, but he still stares at guys in the grocery store.', said his best friend.
'She's the only one who understands him. Everyone else just calls him a fag.', said the girl who's tired of his texts at midnight.
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A guy who's a fag but dates a girl to avoid getting called one. He goes on and on about her like she's the best thing since sliced bread.
'She's the best. I only dated her so people would stop calling me a fag.', said the guy who still texts his ex at 3 a. m.
'He talks about her like she's his hero, but he still stares at guys in the gym like they're his new best friend.', said his friend.
'He dates her so people won't call him a fag. But he still texts his ex every day.', said the girl who's tired of it.
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A fag who hides behind a girlfriend. He yaps about her like she's the only good thing in his life. Everyone knows he's a fag.
'She's the only one who puts up with my crap.', said the guy who still texts his ex at midnight.
'He talks about her like she's his hero, but he still stares at guys in the grocery store.', said his best friend.
'He dates her so people won't call him a fag. But he still texts his ex every day.', said the girl who's tired of it.
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