gada

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A man who looks like a donkey and smells like one. In India, they call him a gada. Probably because he’s too lazy to move and too fat to run.
My cousin’s a gada. He’s been sitting on a donkey’s back for 20 years and still hasn’t moved.
I saw a gada at the market. He was eating a donkey sandwich.
My math teacher said I was a gada. I don’t know why, but I don’t plan on moving anytime soon.
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A Scottish hangout spot where people go to drink, smoke, and do weird stuff. It’s not a house party. It’s more like a forest party. Or a drunk tree party.
I went to a gada last night. I woke up in a tree with a stranger who said he was my friend.
My brother’s gada is in the woods. He’s been there for six years and still hasn’t come home.
I told my mom I was going to a gada. She said I was going to be a tree.
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Gada is a girl who is always happy. She laughs a lot and is nice. But if you mess with her, she’ll probably tell you to go to the donkey’s back and stay there.
My friend Gada laughed so hard she fell off a chair. Then she stood up and laughed again.
Gada is my best friend. She even laughed when I told her I was a gada.
Gada is the only person who can make me laugh even when I’m being yelled at by my mom.
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A song by Iron Butterfly that was recorded when the lead singer was too stoned to remember the words. It was supposed to be about Eden, but he just rambled about donkeys and pizza.
I heard the song ‘Gada’ and I swear the singer was talking to a donkey.
My brother plays ‘Gada’ every time he’s high. It’s like a donkey’s version of a party.
I think the song ‘Gada’ is just the lead singer screaming about pizza and donkeys.
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A good day when everything is balanced. It’s like when you finally get your donkey’s sandwich and your math teacher stops yelling at you.
Today was a gada. I got an A and my donkey sandwich was perfect.
I had a gada yesterday. I didn’t eat the donkey sandwich, but I still got an A.
My mom said today was a gada. I think that means I can eat the donkey sandwich again.
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