Gaco

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The fancy ass people from the Philippines. They look like angels but can cook like a damn demon. Their food will make you cry or pass out.
My cousin's Gaco aunt made adobo so strong it smells like a dead raccoon in a sauna.
That Gaco girl in my class can make halo-halo that tastes like heaven and hell at the same time.
My uncle said his Gaco cousin's leche flan was so good, it made him propose to his wife in the middle of a street.
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When a tiny argument turns into a full-blown war. People throw punches like they’re in a cage match. It’s like a meat grinder for humans.
My mom and her best friend had a Gaco because one said the other’s hair looked like a rat nest.
At the mall, two guys started a Gaco over who had the better basketball shoes.
My brother and his friend had a Gaco in the park because one said the other’s pizza was ‘the worst ever.’
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