Gacktese

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Gackt is a jrock singer who speaks English like a drunk man who just got hit by a bus. His English is so bad it got its own name: Gacktese. It’s like listening to a toddler scream at a math test.
I tried to learn English from Gackt. Now I speak like a confused goat.
He said 'I’m the king of the universe' like he just failed a spelling bee.
His English is so bad it makes my dog cry.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Gackt tries to sing in English, but it’s like he’s speaking through a broken translator. People call it Gacktese because it sounds like a madman’s homework.
He said 'I love you' like he was reciting a grocery list from Mars.
His English is so bad it made my mom throw out the trash.
I thought he was speaking Spanish until I realized he was just drunk.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Gackt’s English is so bad it’s like he’s been chewing glue and speaking through a sock. That’s why it’s called Gacktese. It’s the worst kind of English ever.
He said 'I’m the strongest' like he just got kicked by a donkey.
His English is so bad it made my dog laugh at me.
I think he’s speaking English, but it’s more like a curse.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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