Gacksmith

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A Gacksmith is a person who can pop the top off a beer bottle with anything but a bottle opener. They use things like lighters, pens, and rocks like they’re weapons.
I used my lunch break to open a beer with a pencil. I’m a Gacksmith.
My mom used a rock to open a beer. I’m proud.
I opened a beer with my phone. I’m a modern Gacksmith.
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A Gacksmith is someone who doesn’t need a bottle opener. They use whatever is around them, even if it’s trash or their own finger.
I bit the cap off a beer. I’m a Gacksmith.
I used a paper clip to open a beer. I’m a Gacksmith.
I used my shoe to pop a beer cap. I’m a Gacksmith.
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A Gacksmith is a person who turns every beer bottle into a challenge. They don’t care if it takes ten tries or a broken pen to open it.
I used a broken pen to open a beer. I’m a Gacksmith.
I tried five times to open a beer with a pen. I’m a Gacksmith.
I opened a beer with a broken pen. I’m a Gacksmith.
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A Gacksmith is someone who would fight a dragon with a beer cap if it came down to it. They use anything but a bottle opener.
I used my keys to pop a beer. I’m a Gacksmith.
I used my finger to open a beer. I’m a Gacksmith.
I opened a beer with my keys. I’m a Gacksmith.
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A Gacksmith is a person who would rather break their finger than use a bottle opener. They use pens, lighters, and anything else they can find.
I broke my finger trying to open a beer with a pen. I’m a Gacksmith.
I used my pen to open a beer. I’m a Gacksmith.
I opened a beer with a pen. I’m a Gacksmith.
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A Gacksmith is someone who uses weird stuff to open beer. They don’t need a bottle opener. They use pens, lighters, and even their own face.
I used my face to open a beer. I’m a Gacksmith.
I used my pen to open a beer. I’m a Gacksmith.
I used a lighter to open a beer. I’m a Gacksmith.
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