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a human version of a spider that follows you home and eats your lunch

He’s been watching me from the park for three weeks. I know he’s coming to my house next.

She texts me every day at 3 a. m. with a photo of her cat. It’s creepy.

He stood in my doorway for ten minutes yesterday. I had to scream at him to leave.

the kind of person who would take a photo of your dinner and send it to you at 2 a. m.

He took a photo of my pizza and sent it to me with the caption ‘I know what you had for dinner.’

She sent me a video of herself eating a donut at 3 a. m. I had no idea why.

He texts me every time he eats a sandwich. It’s like he’s watching my life.

a person who thinks they’re your best friend but they’re just trying to get your password

He asked me for my password last week. I said no. Now he texts me every day.

She told me she’d never tell anyone my password. Then she texted my mom.

He’s been trying to get my password for months. He’s like a thief with no skills.

a person who stares at you in the hallway like they’ve seen you in a horror movie

He stared at me in the hallway like I was the villain in a horror movie.

She walked past me in the hallway and gave me the creepiest look ever.

He stood there for two minutes just staring at me. I ran away.

the kind of person who would follow you to the store just to buy the same snack you have

He followed me to the store and bought the same candy I had. It was weird.

She came to my house just to see what snack I had for lunch.

He walked into the store behind me and bought the same snack. I had no idea why.

a person who thinks they’re your best friend but they’re just trying to steal your snacks

He stole my snack last week. Now he texts me every day to see if I have more.

She took my snack and said it was ‘borrowing.’ It was a lie.

He followed me to the store just to steal my snack. I had no idea why.