gacking off

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when a guy jacks off so much he smells like a sweaty gym sock in a landfill and doesn't care because he's too busy thinking about pizza and porn.

My brother gacked off for three days straight. He looked like he'd been buried in a cheeseburger and a trash can.

I saw my neighbor through his window. He was doing the 'gacking off' thing and screaming at a chicken nugget.

My dad gacked off so much he forgot to pay the bill for his internet. Now he's watching cat videos on a phone that doesn't work.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

when a meth head spends all their money on drugs instead of going out with their friends and just sits in their room doing the 'speedy solo' for the whole weekend.

My cousin got high and gacked off so much he forgot his own name. He was like, 'I'm not me. I'm a cloud.'

My neighbor went full meth head and spent his rent money on drugs. Now he's doing the 'speedy solo' and screaming at a toaster.

My friend got so high from meth he thought his dog was a wizard. He gacked off and then tried to cast a spell on his pizza.

by Slangipedia 3d ago