Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You’re so high you can’t tell your ass from your face and you’re laughing at nothing.

I ate three hits and now I think my cat is a superhero.

My friend took a bong hit and started talking to the ceiling.

I took so much weed I think my brain turned into a cheeseburger.

2

You’re so wasted you think your roommate is a ghost and you’re yelling at the fridge.

I took so much acid I thought my dog was trying to murder me.

I got so gacked I tried to explain quantum physics to my mom.

I smoked so much weed I tried to eat my sock.

3

You’re so messed up you can’t walk straight and you’re screaming at the TV like it owes you money.

I took so much Molly I tried to dance with my shadow.

I got so gacked I tried to argue with my toaster.

I smoked so much I thought my pants were alive.

4

You’re so zonked you think your neighbor is your long-lost brother and you’re eating cereal for dinner.

I got so gacked I tried to teach my goldfish calculus.

I took so many hits I thought my pants were talking to me.

I was so high I tried to hug my lamp.

5

You’re so wasted you think your pet is a spy and you’re hiding in the closet.

I took so much weed I thought my cat was plotting against me.

I got so gacked I tried to interrogate my dog.

I smoked so much I thought my goldfish was a secret agent.

6

You’re so messed up you can’t remember your own name and you’re talking to the wall.

I got so gacked I tried to tell my mom I was a superhero.

I took so much acid I thought my neighbor was a robot.

I smoked so much I tried to argue with my reflection.