gackaholic

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a person who eats so much crystal meth they think it's candy and their brain is a toilet.

I'm a gackaholic. My brain is a toilet and my pants are on fire.

Why are you crying? I'm a gackaholic and my soul is a neon sign.

My mom says I'm a gackaholic. She's probably in a mental hospital.

someone who chews meth like it's gum and calls their friends 'dopey' for no reason.

You're a gackaholic. I can see your veins through your face.

I'm a gackaholic. My dog left me because I talk to plants.

My teacher said I'm a gackaholic. I told her I'd steal her lunch.

a person who snorts meth like it's confetti and thinks the sky is a neon light.

I'm a gackaholic. I just snorted my brother's homework.

Why are you dancing? I'm a gackaholic and the sky is a neon light.

My dad is a gackaholic. He told the cops he's a wizard.

a person who eats meth like it's pizza and thinks the world is a rave.

I'm a gackaholic. I just ate my cat's lunch and it was terrible.

Why are you yelling? I'm a gackaholic and I just discovered the secret to life.

My sister is a gackaholic. She tried to marry a toaster.

a person who shoves meth into their nose like it's a birthday cake and thinks their mom is a rock star.

I'm a gackaholic. I just shoved meth into my nose and it was a disaster.

Why are you singing? I'm a gackaholic and my mom is a rock star.

My neighbor is a gackaholic. He tried to eat a lamp.

someone who takes meth like it's a religion and tells everyone they're 'saved' when they're not.

I'm a gackaholic. I just took meth and it was like being born again.

Why are you preaching? I'm a gackaholic and I think you're saved.

My cousin is a gackaholic. He tried to convert my dog.