gackaddict

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a person who eats meth like it's candy and shits out dreams. they're like a gackaholic but with more attitude and less brain.
@methqueen just got called a gackaddict by her ex. he said she’s ‘the worst kind of trash’
my cousin is a gackaddict. he eats pills and talks to ghosts. i don’t know who’s crazier, him or his dog.
the guy at the bus stop is a gackaddict. he yells at the sky and eats dollar bills for breakfast.
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someone who’s so high on meth they think they’re a superhero. they’re like a gackaholic but with a cape and a bad life.
my friend is a gackaddict. he told me he’s gonna fight the devil at the mall. i said ‘you’re already fighting the devil, you’re in the mall at 2 a. m.’
the barista called me a gackaddict. she said i’m ‘the kind of person who would drink coffee out of a trash can.’
my brother is a gackaddict. he told me he’s gonna run for president. i said ‘you’re gonna win by 1 vote and then get arrested.’
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a person who eats meth and forgets their own name. they’re like a gackaholic but with more trash and less brains.
my neighbor is a gackaddict. she told me she’s gonna live to be 100. i said ‘you’re gonna be 100 and still be high.’
the kid in my class is a gackaddict. he eats pills and draws monsters on the walls. his teacher says he’s ‘the worst kind of weird.’
my mom called me a gackaddict. she said i’m ‘the kind of person who would eat a whole box of cereal for breakfast and still be tired.’
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