Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When life throws a dumpster full of insults and failures directly into your face for weeks straight.

I failed math again and my dog left me.

My mom yelled at me for eating too many tacos.

My crush blocked me on Instagram and then asked me to delete my account.

2

That feeling when everything you touch turns to poop and you're stuck in a bathroom for days.

My dog ate my homework and then my lunch.

I got grounded and my brother laughed at me.

My phone died and my mom took it away.

3

When the universe decides to give you a middle finger and a bad haircut all at once.

My crush asked me out and then broke up with me.

My dog ran away and my mom yelled at me.

My teacher gave me a pop quiz and I failed.

4

That moment you realize your life is a never-ending episode of the worst reality TV show ever.

My crush asked me out and then ignored me.

I got a bad grade and my dog cried.

My mom yelled at me for eating too many chips.

5

When life hands you a bag of hot garbage and says, 'Enjoy it, loser.'

My crush broke up with me and then asked me to be friends.

I failed my math test and my dog left me.

My mom yelled at me for eating too many tacos.

6

The moment you realize your life is just one big middle finger from the universe.

I failed math again and my dog left me.

My mom yelled at me for eating too many tacos.

My crush broke up with me and then asked me to be friends.