gack in the crack

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The goo that oozes out of a man's butt when he sits too long and smells like old pizza. It's made from a butt full of hair, a poop that's wet and smelly, and sweat from a butt that's been working hard.

My uncle's butt has gack in the crack so strong it smells like he ate a whole pizza and then ran a marathon.

I saw my dad's gack in the crack on the couch and it looked like it was about to start a fire.

My brother's butt is so full of gack in the crack, he can't sit down without leaving a trail.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

The sticky mess that comes out of a man's butt when he has a hairy butt, a wet poop, and then uses cheap toilet paper like it's his last meal.

My cousin's gack in the crack is so bad, the toilet paper turned into a mess.

I walked into the room and saw my uncle's gack in the crack on the floor like it was a crime scene.

My brother's gack in the crack is so sticky, it's like he glued his butt to the chair.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

The gunk that comes out of a man's butt after a long day of work, sweat, hair, and a wet poop that didn’t go as planned.

My dad's gack in the crack is so strong, it made the whole house smell like a garbage can.

My brother's butt is so full of gack in the crack, it's like he has a lake inside.

I saw my uncle's gack in the crack on the couch, and it looked like it was about to explode.

by Slangipedia 3d ago