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When you do something nice but it's like you're doing it with one hand tied behind your back and a hangover.

I baked you a cake, but it looked like a science experiment gone wrong.

I sent you a gift, but it was wrapped in toilet paper and a receipt.

I helped you move, but I dropped your TV and your cat ran away.

You're being nice, but it's like you're doing it through a sneaky filter.

I told you I liked your new haircut, but I also said your dog smells like a trash can.

I gave you a compliment, but I also called your mom.

I said your project was cool, but I also said it was the worst thing I've ever seen.

When you do something kind, but it's like you're doing it with a broken arm and a bad attitude.

I brought you coffee, but it was lukewarm and I called your ex.

I helped you study, but I also made fun of your dog.

I said I was proud of you, but I also told your brother.

You're being nice, but it's like you're doing it with a side of insults and a lack of effort.

I said you looked good, but I also said your shoes were ugly.

I brought you soup, but it was cold and I made fun of your hair.

I told you I loved your song, but I also said it was the worst thing ever.

When you do something kind, but it's like you're doing it while also trying to trip you.

I said I liked your outfit, but I also said it was a fashion disaster.

I gave you a hug, but I also said your breath smelled like a gym.

I told you I was happy for you, but I also said I was jealous.