Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Polish for "underwear" but now it’s the worst thing you’ve ever seen, like you’re wearing a soggy sock that smells like old pizza.

My gacie is so bad, I wear it like a badge of shame.

I tried to wear my gacie to school, and the teacher sent me to the principal.

My gacie is so gross, I think it’s trying to get me expelled.

2

A person who gets so turned on by getting fucked in the hairy ass by an old man, they probably think it’s a dating app.

My cousin is a gacie, and he dates old men just for the hairy ass experience.

She texts her old man every day: ‘I can’t wait to get fucked in the hairy ass again.’

He got a tattoo of an old man’s hairy ass because he’s that obsessed.

3

When you destroy a joke so bad, it dies and goes to heaven, and nobody ever talks about it again.

That joke was so gacie, it’s in heaven with a halo and a lollipop.

He killed the joke so bad, it’s probably eating pizza in heaven.

That punchline got gacied so bad, it’s now a ghost.

4

When someone says something so gross, you feel like you just ate a moldy sandwich and it’s still in your stomach.

She said something so gacie, I had to go to the bathroom and throw up.

He told me a story so gross, I now avoid all meat.

That comment was so gacie, I think I’ll stay home forever.

5

So cool, you could probably walk into a fire and come out with a smoothie.

That guy is so gacie, he walks into a fire and comes out with a smoothie.

She’s so gacie, even the fire truck driver respects her.

He’s so gacie, he could walk into a volcano and come out with a pizza.

6

A keyboardist who got replaced by a guy who used to play drums and fell off a stage like a baby who fell out of a baby carriage.

Pogo was so good, he was replaced by someone who fell off a stage like a baby.

He played with Marilyn Manson so long, he was like the second dad.

He left the band because his family had a crisis, like a dog had a heart attack.

7

A psychopath who thinks murder is just a hobby and burial is just a bonus.

He was a psychopath who buried people in his crawlspace like it was a party.

He killed 33 people and buried them in his crawlspace, like it was a math test.

He was so psychopathic, he probably thought being a killer was a job.