Gachkanda

My crush is a Gachkanda. I eat donuts just to feel her vibes.

That girl in class is a Gachkanda. I almost peed my pants when she talked.

My mom says I’m a Gachkanda. I said, 'You’re just jealous I don’t eat donuts for breakfast.'

My sister is a Gachkanda. She eats donuts and still looks perfect.

My crush is a Gachkanda. I cried when she said I was just a ‘meh’ guy.

My friend called me a Gachkanda. I said, 'You’re just a donut with no frosting.'

My crush is a Gachkanda. I tried to eat donuts to match her energy. It didn’t work.

My teacher said I was a Gachkanda. I said, 'You’re just a donut with no life.'

My dog thinks I’m a Gachkanda. He barks at donuts now.