gachimuchi

My cousin is a gachimuchi. He eats pizza every day and still does push-ups.

He posted a selfie and said, 'Look at this abs, baby!' I said, 'You look like a sausage roll.'

He tried to date my mom. She said, 'You're not my type. You're my brother's type.'

Billy Herrington is a gachimuchi. He’s got more muscles than my dog and more confidence than my dad.

He posted a video and said, 'I’m not just a man. I’m a legend.' I said, 'You’re a legend who can’t stop talking about himself.'

He told my brother he was going to ‘slay the gym’ today. My brother said, 'You’ve been slaying since 2009.'

My dad watches gachimuchi videos and says, 'This is the real deal, son.'

He told my mom, 'This man could make a woman cum with just a wink.' She said, 'He could make me cum with just a wink and a pizza.'

He said, 'This is better than my job.' I said, 'Your job is being a gachimuchi.'

Van Dark Holm and Billy Herrington are in the gachimuchi group. They make music and videos that make you want to join.

They posted a song and said, 'This is our masterpiece.' I said, 'It’s your masterpiece. It’s also your only song.'

They did a video and said, 'We’re not just singers. We’re legends.' I said, 'You’re legends who sing about muscles.'

My friend is a gachimuchi terrorist. He listens to gachimuchi music and says it’s the best thing ever.

He posted, 'Gachimuchi music is my life.' I said, 'Your life is a gachimuchi video.'

He told me, 'I dream about gachimuchi music.' I said, 'You dream about meat and muscles.'