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This guy is a monster who drinks like a camel on meth every time he sees a bottle. He’s from Azerbaijan, has a heart of gold, and his power level is so high it makes your brain explode.
He drank 12 shots and still passed the bar exam.
He drank the whole keg during lunch and walked to the gym.
He drank 5 beers and won a wrestling match against a goat.
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He’s the type of guy who will chug a whole bottle of vodka just to prove he’s not a pansy. He’s tough, kind, and from Azerbaijan. He’s so strong, he could bench-press a cow.
He drank 10 shots and still beat a guy in a dance-off.
He drank the entire bottle and then lifted a car.
He drank 8 beers and won a fight with a robot.
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He’s the kind of person who drinks so much it looks like he’s trying to drown in a bottle. He’s from Azerbaijan, a real softie, and his power level is so high it’s scary.
He drank 7 shots and still did a backflip.
He drank 10 beers and then ran a marathon.
He drank 6 shots and then started a fight with a dragon.
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This guy is a walking alcohol machine. He drinks so much he could be a superhero. He’s from Azerbaijan, he’s a nice guy, and his power level is so high it could crush a mountain.
He drank 9 shots and then jumped over a car.
He drank 12 beers and started a fight with a bear.
He drank 11 shots and then sang opera in the middle of the street.
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He’s the type of person who drinks like he’s in a competition. He’s from Azerbaijan, has the soul of a saint, and his power level is so high it could start a war.
He drank 10 shots and then won a chess game against a computer.
He drank 13 beers and then ran a marathon in the snow.
He drank 9 shots and then beat a guy in a karate match.
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He’s a guy who drinks so much he might as well be a god. He’s from Azerbaijan, he’s really kind, and his power level is so high it could break the laws of physics.
He drank 12 shots and then flew a plane.
He drank 15 beers and then broke a wall with his bare hands.
He drank 10 shots and then won a spelling bee.
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