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a guy who thinks he’s cool but can’t even tie his shoes without crying
He tried to dance and fell flat on his face like a pancake.
He texted me a photo of his face and said, ‘This is how I look when I think about you.’
He cried when he got a ‘no’ from the hot guy at the mall.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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a guy who thinks he’s the next big thing but can’t even handle a simple math problem
He tried to do algebra and asked me for help like I was his math teacher.
He said, ‘I’m gonna be rich,’ but then he spent all his money on glitter.
He texted me a picture of his math homework and said, ‘Can you solve this for me?’
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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a guy who thinks he’s a superhero but can’t even lift a backpack without screaming
He tried to carry his books and yelled, ‘I’m gonna die from this!’
He said he was ‘saving the world’ but fell over when he tripped.
He texted me and said, ‘I’m a superhero, but I can’t even run a mile.’
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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a guy who thinks he’s cool but can’t even cook an egg without burning it
He tried to make breakfast and set the kitchen on fire.
He texted me a photo of his burnt toast and said, ‘This is my masterpiece.’
He cried when he realized his egg was black.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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a guy who thinks he’s the king of the world but can’t even beat his little brother at video games
He lost to his brother and said, ‘This is the end of the world.’
He yelled at the TV like it was his enemy.
He texted me and said, ‘I’m gonna beat him tomorrow, I swear.’
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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a guy who thinks he’s a legend but can’t even finish a sentence without stuttering
He said, ‘I’m a legend… I think…’ and then he cried.
He tried to tell me a story and it took ten minutes just to say hello.
He texted me and said, ‘I’m a legend… but I can’t even talk properly.’
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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