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A fake person who shoves their face in your business. They have noses longer than a subway line. Some of these gachhas hang out in South Africa or parts of Asia. They don’t know how to keep their mouth shut.
Hey, I heard your name on the radio! Let me tell you my entire life story right now.
I saw your dog eat a sandwich. Now I’m telling you about my entire childhood.
I don’t even know you, but I’m gonna text you every day until you cry.