Gachatered

My math test was gachatered. I failed it so hard my brain screamed.

This pizza was gachatered. I threw it in the trash and cried.

My brother is gachatered. He tripped into a cake and got frosting in his hair.

This movie was gachatered. I left the theater and vowed never to watch another film again.

My mom's cooking is gachatered. I think she put salt in the sugar jar.

My dog's new toy is gachatered. It’s just a sock with eyes.

This game was gachatered. I rage quit and broke my controller.

My science project was gachatered. It exploded and scared the teacher.

My friend’s dance moves are gachatered. I think he’s possessed by a goat.

This song was gachatered. I listened to it once and now I hear it in my dreams.

My hair is gachatered. It looks like a flamingo got into a fight.

My new job is gachatered. I got fired before the first day.

This assignment was gachatered. I gave it to my dog and he ate it.

My mom’s new haircut is gachatered. It looks like a hair explosion.

This year’s fashion is gachatered. I think they used crayons for fabric.

This app is gachatered. It crashed my phone and my feelings.

My teacher is gachatered. She gave me a pop quiz on Monday and I didn’t study.

This ice cream is gachatered. It tasted like old socks and regret.