Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Gacha is when a game tries to trick you into spending money on random crap that doesn't always work.

I spent $50 on a gacha game and got a weak sword. Worthless.

My friend pulled a legendary character, and I got a dog. That's not fair.

Gacha is like gambling, but with anime characters and your dignity.

2

Gacha is a game that will give you brain damage and make you cry.

This game is so bad, I cried. It's like gacha gave me cancer.

My brain is broken because of this gacha game.

I have a headache and a broken wallet from this gacha mess.

3

Gacha is when you play a game and hope for something cool.

I played gacha and got a cool character. Finally, something worth it.

I pulled a regular guy. Not cool, but still worth it.

I pulled a dog. That was not cool at all.

4

Gacha is when people watch gay furry midget porn and pretend it's a game.

My brother said he plays gacha, but it's just gay furry midget porn.

Gacha is like porn, but with anime and more swearing.

They call it a game, but it's just gay furry midget porn.

5

Gacha is like a joke that only kids with zero brainpower would get.

My friend said it's a game, but it's just a joke for dumb kids.

Kids with no brain power play gacha and call it smart.

Gacha is a joke that only dumb kids would get.

6

Gacha is when a guy shoves gumballs in his mouth and spits them out like it's a game.

My uncle plays gacha like it's a sexual position.

Gacha is when you eat gumballs and pretend it's a game.

They call it a game, but it's just a guy spitting gumballs.

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Gacha is when you shift gears really fast and hope you don't get stuck.

I shifted gears like a mad man and got stuck. Gacha is like that.

Gacha is when you shift too fast and your car breaks.

They call it gacha, but it's just fast shifting and pain.