Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Gach is the new gay. People are too wimpy to use the real word so they use this fake one instead. It also means stupid crap that happens every day.

My teacher said I got gached because I spelled 'gach' wrong on the test.

My mom gached me by telling me I had to clean my room again.

The pizza was so bad, it was like the universe gached me.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

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Gach is like a greeting, but also like when life decides to mess you up. It’s from a cool old language and people say it differently depending on where they’re from.

Gach, I’m about to fail this class.

Gach, I just got dumped.

Gach, my dog ate my homework.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

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Gach is when bad things happen to you out of nowhere. Like a mosquito biting you or failing a test because you were one point away from passing.

That mosquito gached me hard.

I got gached by my exam.

My girlfriend’s mom gached me by saying she couldn’t come visit.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

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Gach is like being too much of a chach to be just a chach. It’s like being extra stupid and gay all at once.

My friend is a total gach.

That guy in class is a gach.

My uncle is a gach and I’m tired of it.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

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Gach is like being a class act. You’re cool, you’re smooth, and you know how to make people like you.

My teacher said I was a gach.

My friend called me a gach.

I got a gach award at school.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

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Gach is when someone is being a total idiot. They don’t know what they’re doing and they probably don’t care.

My brother is a gach.

That kid in class is a gach.

My neighbor is a gach and he won’t stop yelling.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

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Gach stands for gay asian crossdressing hookers. They’re all over eastern asian countries and they’re wild.

That guy in the street is a gach.

My cousin works at a gach bar.

I saw a gach in Tokyo and it was wild.

by Slangipedia 13d ago