Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who acts like a brainless, drooling idiot. They make mistakes so bad it makes your eyes hurt.

My cousin spilled his coffee on his pants and then cried.

The guy at the store tried to pay with a banana.

My dog tried to eat my math homework.

2

A face so ugly it makes you want to punch the person. Like a raccoon got into a fight with a clown.

My brother made a face when he got a bad grade.

My mom’s face when she saw my dog’s haircut.

My friend’s face when he got a ticket for driving too fast.

3

A person who sticks up for you when you’re in trouble. Like your best friend in a fight.

My friend stood up for me when the bullies picked on me.

My sister helped me cheat on my math test.

My buddy covered for me when I skipped class.

4

A person who likes boys but doesn’t want to have sex with them. They just want to cuddle and be happy.

My cousin likes my brother but doesn’t want to kiss him.

My friend likes the guy in the class but doesn’t want to date him.

My neighbor likes my dad but doesn’t want to get married to him.

5

A girl who loves feet more than anything else. They’ll do anything for a foot massage.

My friend asked me to take her shoes off in the middle of the mall.

My cousin would rather eat pizza than not see my uncle’s feet.

My sister’s favorite thing to do is sit on my uncle’s foot.

6

A time when everything goes wrong at once. It’s like the universe is trying to kill you.

I lost my phone, my dog ran away, and I got a bad grade all at once.

I got stuck in traffic, my car broke down, and it started raining.

I spilled my coffee, my dog ate my homework, and I got in trouble.

7

A white guy with red eyes and a face like a giant poop. He looks like he just came out of a toilet.

My uncle looks like he just ate a big piece of poop.

My friend’s cousin looks like a giant red poop.

My neighbor’s brother looks like a giant poop from the 90s.