Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You’re g/acc’ed when that coffee hits you like a truck and you’re already high on garbage and fake feelings.

My coffee was so strong, I felt like I was gonna die from the inside out.

That cold brew was like a slap in the face from a drunk uncle.

I drank it and my brain short-circuited.

2

You’re g/acc’ed when your coffee is so strong it’s like your veins are on fire and you’re still chasing ghosts.

That coffee was so strong I felt like I was gonna blow up.

I drank it and my heart started doing the cha-cha.

My brain was screaming and my coffee was laughing.

3

You’re g/acc’ed when you’re already messed up and that coffee just makes you feel like you’re gonna puke and cry at the same time.

I drank it and I wanted to throw up and hug my mom at the same time.

That coffee was like my soul was getting roasted.

I felt like I was gonna explode and cry in public.

4

You’re g/acc’ed when your coffee is so strong it’s like you just got hit by a bullet and you’re already high on nonsense.

That coffee was like a bullet to the brain and I was already high on junk food.

I drank it and my brain felt like it was being shot.

It was like I was being attacked by a coffee dragon.

5

You’re g/acc’ed when you’re already going crazy and that coffee just makes you feel like you’re about to lose your mind.

I drank that coffee and my mind was like, 'What the hell?'

That coffee was like my brain had a meltdown.

I felt like I was gonna go insane and then pass out.

6

You’re g/acc’ed when your coffee is so strong it’s like your body is screaming and your brain is on fire.

That coffee was like my body was screaming and my brain was burning.

I drank it and I felt like I was being tortured.

I was like, 'Why is my brain on fire?'