gabzon

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A smelly monkey that moves like a pile of wet noodles and looks like a failed ogre experiment.
My cousin's pet gabzon just ate my homework and then fell asleep on it.
That gabzon in the park stared at me like I owed it money.
I saw a gabzon wearing my socks and eating my lunch.
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A half-monkey, half-ogre mess that moves slower than a grandma on a Sunday.
My teacher said my essay was written by a gabzon.
The gabzon in the library was napping in my chair.
That gabzon just stole my pizza and left a trail of goo.
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A stinky, saggy monkey that looks like it was hit by a bus and then turned into an ogre.
The gabzon at the zoo tried to flirt with my mom.
My brother's pet gabzon eats my face every morning.
That gabzon just sat on my math test and peed on it.
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