Gabytitis

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A sickness that makes you throw things just for fun and no good reason.
I was eating a sandwich and suddenly threw it at the wall. Why? Gabytitis.
She dropped her phone in the toilet because she felt like it. Classic Gabytitis.
He tossed his keys into the lake just because he could. Gabytitis, baby.
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When you can’t help but drop stuff because you’re too lazy to hold on.
She dropped her coffee because she was too tired to hold it. Gabytitis hit her hard.
He let go of his wallet just because he felt like it. Gabytitis, the laziness disease.
I dropped my phone because I was too lazy to hold it. Gabytitis, the worst.
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A disease that causes you to drop things just because you feel like it.
I dropped my keys in the river because I felt like it. Gabytitis is real.
She let go of her phone just because she was bored. Gabytitis is here.
He dropped his bag on the floor because he had nothing better to do. Gabytitis, the champion.
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A disorder where you drop stuff just because you’re being a huge idiot.
He dropped his lunch because he was being an idiot. Gabytitis, the idiot version.
She dropped her pen because she was too stupid to hold it. Gabytitis, the stupid kind.
I dropped my cup because I was being an idiot. Gabytitis is the best.
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A disease that makes you drop things just for the hell of it.
He dropped his keys because he wanted to. Gabytitis, the hell of it.
She dropped her phone just because she felt like it. Gabytitis, the hell version.
I dropped my bag for no reason. Gabytitis, pure hell.
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A condition that forces you to drop stuff whenever you feel like it.
He dropped his phone just because he felt like it. Gabytitis, the condition.
She dropped her bag because she was feeling it. Gabytitis, the feeling version.
I dropped my keys whenever I felt like it. Gabytitis, the condition.
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